Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The Adventures of Captain Jack




Captain Jack knew there were dangers lurking around every corner. Today, more than ever, the threat of a challenge floated through the mist.

He had faced and quickly lost similar battles, but considering his experience he had a better chance of defeating his foe. Eyes partially open to examine his surroundings, Jack waited for the opportune moment to outsmart the oncoming terror.

Suddenly, he heard footsteps around the bend. They were coming for him. As his opponent approached with their cunning plan, Captain Jack pretended to sleep. Soon the other party spotted his vulnerable position and confidently approached.

Before they could make their next move, Jack sprung to life and began to fight off his attackers. Swords were clashed. Punches were thrown. A jab was made for his right arm, but Captain Jack quickly moved and counter-attacked by kicking his leg. The smooth dance of swordplay continued only a moment longer. Jack's leg was caught mid-air by his rival.

A quick poke went into his thigh. Eyes bulged and his face looked like a tomato. Captain Jack let his tongue shake while wailing.

That's when his mom leaned down and rubbed his head. "Shh shh shh ... your immunization is all over." Jack stared up, panting with a pouted lip. After a few moments all was well. The nurse apologized for having to be so mean and they became friends once again.

However, the last laugh belonged to Jack. Just wait until the nurse found the big surprise he left in his diaper during his moment of distress!

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